weestley:

open ;;

       _{ℛ       ’ there’s this wonderous thing called knocking,
                                                                perhaps you should try it sometime. ‘}

          ▒ ℬ ▒  "As if I planned to disturb you at such a time.“ The
                      blonde whirled around and faced the open door to
                      the bedroom. "Next time, maybe you should close
                      your door, hmm?”

Currently have nothing to do so I’m watching the dash and trying to name Buttercup’s horse because all she ever called it was Horse. So creative. He needs a name. I feel like it should be like a super long ridiculous name like Lord Remington Covington Dashell Robert Frederick the Third. But I digress.

"Love is many things, none of them logical."

robinwrightdaily:

Robin Wright in “The Princess Bride”.

"

There have been five great kisses since 1642 B.C., when Saul and Delilah Korn’s inadvertent discovery swept across Western civilization. (Before then couples hooked thumbs.) And the precise rating of kisses is a terribly difficult thing, often leading to great controversy, because although everyone agrees wight he formula of affection times purity times intensity times duration, no one has ever been completely satisfied with how much weight each element should receive. But on any system, there are five that everyone agrees deserve full marks.

Well, this one left them all behind.

"

"Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords."

weestley:

ғᴀʀᴍ ʙᴏʏ,

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                                                          _{polish my horses saddle.
                                                          i want to see my face shining
                                                          in it by morning.} 

                                                                                           ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪsʜ

I don’t think you understand how bothersome the new blog notifications are. I have seen them a hundred times now. Tumblr. I get it. I know how to run this blog. Can’t you ask that so I can say yes and you be done with that?

Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}

guardandshield:

bloodhealer:

• _{“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”}
• _{“Drop. Your. Sword.”}
• _{“Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something.”}
• _{“I am not left handed.”}
• _{“As you wish.”}
• _{“I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”}
• _{“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”}
• _{“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”}
• _{“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today.”}
• _{“Have fun storming the castle.”}
• _{“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”}
• _{“Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”}
• _{“Have you ever considered piracy?”}
• _{“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”}
• _{“Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”}
• _{“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”}
• _{“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you.”}
• _{“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die.”}
• _{“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”}
• _{“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”}
• _{“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”}
• _{“You killed my love.”}
• _{“It’s possible. I kill a lot of people.”}
• _{“I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.”}
• _{“No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____.”}
• _{“I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast.”}
• _{“Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it.”}
• _{“Is this a kissing book?”}
• _{“A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”}
• _{“I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped.”}
• _{“There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”}
• _{“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”}
• _{“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”}
• _{“There will be blood tonight!”}
• _{“That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”}
• _{“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”}
• _{“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”}
• _{“You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?”}
• _{“Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”}
• _{“She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out.”}
• _{“You can die too for all I care!”}
• _{“So I’m here till I die?”}
• _{“I can cope with torture.”}
• _{“I fight gangs for local charities and stuff.”}
• _{“That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies.”}
• _{“I will never love again.”}
• _{“You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!”}
• _{“To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”}
• _{“Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!”}
• _{“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”}
• _{“They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”}
• _{“I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself.”}
• _{“I just work for ____ to pay the bills.”}
• _{“It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”}
• _{“I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive.”}
• _{“Stop saying that!”}

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